It's Full of Secrets

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Coven - First and last lines [x]

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alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj, via simonharrison)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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(Source: jaclynnicolee, via malikmydick)

2titty:

White people judge black people on how “ghetto” our names are but you had the nerve to name your son Dick

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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