'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'
American Horror Story: Coven - First and last lines [x]
MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO
I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME
(Source: bromo-aj, via simonharrison)
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
White people judge black people on how “ghetto” our names are but you had the nerve to name your son Dick
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police